Storied Events

If you want them to talk, give them a story.

Storied
Events.

Based In

Chicago, IL

What We Do

Invitations · Menus · Signage · Merch

The best part of any event is the stories that come out of it. But the best events begin with one. Summer cookouts, birthday parties, holiday parties, Bravo watch parties, neighborhood watch parties — if you're going to tell a story, why not commit to it?

Here's a few of the worlds I've built.

Flesh & Blood

Some people like ghosts and goblins. Others like skeletons and graveyards. For this client, I built a crime scene — the story of two sisters on a camping trip, neither of whom ever came back.

Flesh & Blood invitation
Front yard crime scene

Front yard installation

Search and rescue placard

Search & Rescue placard — front door

Missing poster

Missing poster — posted around the house

Incident report

Reminder email — sent as an incident report

Menu — Prepared Rations

Menu — Prepared Rations

Journal entry

Journal entry — Posted in host's bathroom

"There's a black sheep in every family. We're serving lamb."

Flesh & Blood
Halloween Dinner Party

Sun's Out
Buns Out

A couple in Chicago wanted a party with a hot dog bar. I gave it a name, a cast of characters, and a whole lot of swag.

Sun's Out Buns Out invitation
Hot dog boat

Branded hot dog boat

Beer can koozie

Beer can koozie

Branded cup

Branded cup

Sundae bar table tent

Sundae bar table tent

Sun's Out Buns Out stickers and character set
Stickers & Temporary Tattoos

"Get that dog in you."

Sun's Out Buns Out
Chicago Summer Cookout

Greek Life

A wild man was turning two. He eats everything. Pounds drinks like he's shotgunning beers. He also happens to be Greek-American.

Greek Life invitation
GEN ALPHA banner

GEN ALPHA ΓΕΝΑ — house banner

Rush Week koozie

Rush Week koozie

Pledge Class t-shirt

Gen Alpha — Pledge Class 2025 tee

"It's his world. They're just feeding it."

Greek Life
Toddler Birthday Party

Kicking off soon

Chicago's Own
Gary Bears.

The Chicago Bears are in a stadium dispute with the city and may end up relocating to Gary, Indiana. While commonsense dictates they'll remain "The Chicago Bears," there's an alternate universe in which the organization leaves all traces of Chicago behind. This is that universe, and it begins with the Official Fun Club of your Gary Bears. Join us for opening kickoff this September.

The Gary Bears helmet

"The only thing better than a tackle is a tickle."

Chicago's Own Gary Bears
(AKA The Gare Bears)

What's Included

Every story has chapters.

The Full Story

Four Chapters

  • Event name & concept
  • Invite design & copy
  • Signage
  • Merch / swag

The core of the world, built well.

By the Chapter

One Piece at a Time

  • A single artifact — an invite, a menu, a piece of signage, a run of merch
  • Priced individually

For when you know exactly what you need.

About

Storied Events started with a wedding that wasn't supposed to happen in Michigan.

The plan was Portugal. Then it wasn't. We got married in a friend's backyard instead — and somewhere in the scramble, an idea took over: what if the wedding was still Portugal, just relocated? So I built Portichigan. A whole invented nation, population: the guest list. It had a crest, a census, national foods (Portuguese, obviously), and its own signature cocktail — a Port and tonic. The other option at the bar was an old fashioned with smoked cherry bitters, a nod to the actual state we were standing in. The invitations went out in blue and white, patterned after Portuguese azulejo tiles. I built a full tourism website for it — hotels, restaurants, things to do, directions to the "capital." People used it to plan their trip to my wedding.

That's the instinct behind everything here. Not a theme slapped onto a party, but a whole world built underneath it — one with its own facts, its own food, its own rules — so that showing up feels like visiting somewhere real.

By day, I'm a Creative Director and copywriter with over a decade of telling stories for some of the world's biggest brands. I'm also a published short story writer. Storied Events brings together my love of storytelling, celebrations, and making shared history.

Let's make some history together.

To get started, email thestoriedevents@gmail.com